We've all dealt with these, just comes with the territory.
"Did you win?"
No, no I did not. Not that I was even trying.
"I do marathons, 5k's are my favorite distance"
That is not a marathon.
Complains about how much we eat.
Being a runner means every pizza is a personal pan pizza.
People who chat with you during races.
Forgetting the chafing creme
I usually don't hate this under I get under the shower...
The first month of the new year.